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Last Men On Earth

Men had a decent run on this planet. We can go sullen face into the abyss of feminist asexual reproduction and guys from spin class who order beer with hints of fruit or we can face the end of masculinity with a stiff upper lip, a purpose-filled boner, and some understanding of how the fuck we got stamped for extermination in the first place. I can’t remember which option involves less work. Maybe we’ll just do the sullen face thing. The Last Men on Earth isn’t an exaggeration. Search your newsstands, magazine racks, and online hotspots. There’s a war on scrotums and the scrotes are losing. Badly. No, you don’t get a last cigarette. Those were targeted for elimination before the men. You can’t fight what you don’t believe exists. Death is coming in the form of one politically correct Grim Reaper. Ever since I was a kid, I always wanted to have something I could call my own. Not the pants my dad poached from drunk midgets in parking structures or the bicycle with one wheel he told me would take me on grand imaginary adventures. Something special. On Last Men on Earth, we say what we want, even if that means being pushed to the front of the extruder line. See you on the other side. Ask Hank for the fresh doughnuts. He’ll know whether or not you earned them. Lex
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Dec 16, 2016

Pitbull apparently had partnered with Florida's tourism board, some women are convinced that not having kids constitutes environmental activism, and BuzzFeed holds an even "bigger" fashion show than Victoria's Secret. Lex and Matt are back to yap about all this, plus a Politico reporter axed for an obscene tweet about Trump and his daughter, Piers Morgan calling out Lady Gaga and Madonna over their rape stories, the new Baywatch movie, and how Santa Claus's viral news story about a kid dying his arms turned out to be fake. 

Dec 9, 2016

Lex and Matt are back to talk about Johnny Manziel's career hurdles, Serena Williams' demands for equality in tennis, online virginity sales and whether the seller or the buyer is creepier, Santa body shaming fat kids, Sofia Vergara being sued by her embryos, Elizabeth Ruiz's sex tape with Von Miller, and rapist Roman Polanski.

Recorded live at Rocco's Tavern in Studio City, Los Angeles.

Dec 2, 2016

Another year, another Pirelli calendar that doesn't seem geared toward its target audience. Then Lex and Matt look at Tom Cruise's likeability and authenticity, Amber Heard talking about domestic abuse, Mariah Carey's struggles with revenge, whether heirs are inherently winners or losers, and speaking of them, our new segment, The Game of Undeserving Winners, examines people who have absolutely no good reason for their commercial success.

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