A dentist kills a lion, drugs kill Bobbi Kristina Brown, a hooker kills a serial killer, the Cosby 35 shoot to kill, and there's a new transsexual modeling agency so could we please just let Kylie Jenner fuck legally already?
Cosby's exposed, Cruise may be exposed, Cait is overexposed, Ashley Madison users are exposed, 50 Cent exposed as broke, and God exposes himself to Russell Wilson.
Rue from the Hunger Games claims Kylie Jenner appropriates black culture, Lex & Matt claim the Duggar family appropriate cult culture, Donald Trump claims Mexicans appropriate our women & belongings, and Serena Williams appropriates masculinity while Caitlyn Jenner appropriates the Arthur Ashe courage award.
It's a wacky, mixed-up world. Jason Pierre-Paul gets sidelined by a firework while George Takei does an end zone dance, De'Andre Jordan goes full Mayweather, Dukes of Hazard is cancelled while ESPN does art porn. At least Ben Affleck is free to get his freak on now, released from the bonds of marriage. Sail on, Holden.
Will Larry Nance Jr. forgive Kobe Bryant? Will Paris Hilton forgive her Egyptian pranksters? Who gives a fuck, at least Donald Trump is still entertaining.