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Last Men On Earth

Men had a decent run on this planet. We can go sullen face into the abyss of feminist asexual reproduction and guys from spin class who order beer with hints of fruit or we can face the end of masculinity with a stiff upper lip, a purpose-filled boner, and some understanding of how the fuck we got stamped for extermination in the first place. I can’t remember which option involves less work. Maybe we’ll just do the sullen face thing. The Last Men on Earth isn’t an exaggeration. Search your newsstands, magazine racks, and online hotspots. There’s a war on scrotums and the scrotes are losing. Badly. No, you don’t get a last cigarette. Those were targeted for elimination before the men. You can’t fight what you don’t believe exists. Death is coming in the form of one politically correct Grim Reaper. Ever since I was a kid, I always wanted to have something I could call my own. Not the pants my dad poached from drunk midgets in parking structures or the bicycle with one wheel he told me would take me on grand imaginary adventures. Something special. On Last Men on Earth, we say what we want, even if that means being pushed to the front of the extruder line. See you on the other side. Ask Hank for the fresh doughnuts. He’ll know whether or not you earned them. Lex
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Now displaying: June, 2015
Jun 24, 2015

Obama deploys the N-Bomb, Belgians kill themselves and Miley Cyrus ruins life for all men. Matt argues against sports but in favor of an IQ-based age of consent, Lex wishes Caitlyn Jenner a happy Father's Day while leering at his underage daughter.

Jun 20, 2015

Miley's gender fluidity is as believeable as Hillary's Spotify playlist, Amy Schumer starts a waiter-based charity foundation and Lisa Lampanelli tells Lex & Matt she's pissed Louis CK never masturbated in front of her. This episode sponsored by ThePornDude.com!

Jun 13, 2015

In a world that needs heroes, can't Dr. Drew keep his mouth shut? Now all we have are the creepy Hatch Kids. Meanwhile Miley Cyrus is suddenly gay, but luckily sexism has always been fine.

Jun 6, 2015

Caitlyn Jenner descends from heaven, Sylvester Stallone pimps his teen daughter, and Louis CK might be tugging his little comic in front of others.

Jun 3, 2015

Everyone in FIFA gets arrested, the Duggars protect their molest-y son Josh, model Nicole Trunfio breastfeeds on the cover of Elle, and a DJ in Denmark beats a rabbit to death on the air to make a point about something.

Jun 3, 2015

Women vs. Hollywood, Mad Max vs. feminism, plus-size models vs. their own clothes, NYPD vs. men over 40 and Kylie Jenner vs. high school.

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